Laughs ^_^

NelsonTeo · Newbie Joined: Aug 28, 2008 Posts: 6

Hi all,I'm New to here.Hope we can tolerate well guys.
This is my first contribution to the forum.
Enjoy Smile

1.
Teacher : Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6,
how much would your father still have?
Ah Kau : $10.
Teacher : You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau : You don't know my father la!

2.
Mother : John, come here!
John : Yes, mum.
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
John : But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother : I know that, but I'm going to Hong Kong tomorrow
so I'm scolding you now.

3.
Father : Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???

4.
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No la, mine is undying love only !!!

5.
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : Same as me la.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He only became a father when I born lo !!!

6.
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!

7.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!

8.
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me ma....

9.
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
" What did you get?" asked his father.
" My marks are under water," said the boy.
" What do you mean 'under water'?"
" They are all below 'C' (sea) level !"