Words Women Use

alvinhan · Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:23 pm Post subject: Words Women Use

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

Don't flame me for these. Twisted Evil

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druidy · LOC Senior Joined: Jun 15, 2004 Posts: 3635

hope not all guys that paranoid about women Razz

its a kind of mental disease.

shiromie · Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:15 pm Post subject:

hahaha..yup,dats right.
women is not that tough though. Laughing

elisa · Newbie Joined: Jan 05, 2010 Posts: 7

really, but i kinda agree with alvinhan post Very Happy

especially this

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

and

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".