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22-Jun-2005, 06:33 PM
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Classes For Men
I found this while browsing.. it's quite funny.. but guys, don't get offended by this... :roll:
Note: These are classes for men offered at the local Adult Learning Center. Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their content, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants. Topic 1: How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation. Topic 2: The toilet paper roll: Do they grow on the holders? Roundtable discussion. Topic 3: Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice. Topic 4: Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics. Topic 5: The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video. Topic 6: Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Help-line support and support groups. Topic 7: Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum. Topic 8: Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audio tape. Topic 9: Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials. Topic 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation. Topic 11: Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and wife. On-line class and role playing. Topic 12: How to be the ideal shopping companion? Relaxation exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques. Topic 13: How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered. NOTE: Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. |
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22-Jun-2005, 07:21 PM
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hey spider... i think they are quite useful
 do you need to enrol?
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23-Jun-2005, 04:41 PM
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me? enrol? you gotta be kidding me. im listed as a fascilitator. maybe you shld send john over...
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23-Jun-2005, 05:02 PM
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spid3r_w3bs Wrote:me? enrol? you gotta be kidding me. im listed as a fascilitator. maybe you shld send john over... John? mmmm yeah i might consider a few of those... not all tho :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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